happy birthday.......

Happy birthday to Monica!!! its not today but i jus remembered it today so i post now lar... shes already 15 and .......... HAPPY BIRTHDAY MONICA.. n btw thanks for going online so i not that bored during the cny nights.. haha. when r u going back to muar anyway? ok thats all... duno still got reader or not.. haiz........ k thats alll n again, Happy Birthday.....





-bird-

Happy birthday

ERM, tomorrow is 27th january which is chinese new year second day and jesslyn's birthday.. so ahh. Happy birthday.. sorry i dont have any presents for u and i jus wanna tell u that if u rejected me, its ok.. but can we still be frens??? ok ur birthday wish ah.... happy birthday, may all ur wish come true....




- bird-

Happy chinese new year

Happy Chinese New Year!!!! This is the year of ox so ahh enjoy lar.... may the year of ox brings good health, good fortune, good luck, happiness and more happy things which is about to happen... and dont drink too much alcoholic drinks such as shandy, dont gamble too many even if u gamble dont lose lar... haha... let this year be the best year as we are going to sit for pmr, lets hope all of us get 7/8a's.. alright now... LET THE GAMBLING AND ANGPAU COLLECTING BEGINS!!!!




by, bird

2009 cny celebration

wahahahahahaha i think this is going to be the best cny ever!!! i just bought 100 mercun bola which is enough to blow up half of my body... woooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!! anyway i jus finished 1 cartonof shandy and im going to finish 2more.... i can go online, jess answer my call but nth big bout it.... i ahhhhhhh got my body building equipments d..... i duno wat is it for oso.. going to buy a new dvd portable so i can eat, shit and watch dvd in the toilet at the same time.. that stupid ben never update the blog.. now im doing it... every holiday i come bck pahang then i'll post lar.. wonder if theres still aNYONE READING THIS BLOG.. DONT THINK GOT RITE? so im like talking to myself?? anyway later i go play firecrackers then eat,shit,sleep,dream and so on............. this cny msn nobody online so chat with monica only.. hong wei, im not trying to take her away from u... i cut my hair.. i lost money at gambling but im sure i can win back,... later..... eh actually naruto quite nice leh.. not bad.... i watch episode 48-49 straight away... love the match between rock lee and gaara... wai loan, sorry ar cos last time i say u retarded to watch all those cartoon even though i didn tell u that but i do had that in my mind.. XD n it turned out quite nice... but my fav cartoon is still barney.. yay..... that santa story rules man... ok thats all for now.. happy cny and enjoy ur holiday guys!!!




with love and hatred, bird

Beware of phishing sites......

OK... so i've been on msn and i noticed that kinda alot of ppl kena a type of virus circulating through clicking a website that a friend send to u.... BEWARE!!! its a virus... whatever you do, do not click on it... to know whether you kena the virus... your msn will lilke every few minutes say "you have been sign in by another computer....." don't worry... if you change your password everything will be fine...


By, BEN

2009 classes...

OK so i went to school to check the class for next year.... this is what i know...

3 cempaka:

• Benjamin ( me )
• Daryl louis
• Kong Chee Seng
• Justin
• Jeshantaran
• Jason
• David smthing
• Nicholos... dunno which
• Danush
• Han Xiang
• Nigel Ting
• Mahesh
• Carmen
• Yin Ling
• Roze Nn
• I forgot the rest

3 Bunga Raya:

• Hui Chun San
• Taufu Boy
• Danial
• i dunno d

3 Angsana:

• Loh tze Heng
• Tjen Yao
• Si Rou
• Jesslyn
• I rilli dunno

other classes:

3 Mawar: Chai Lit How

3 Lili: Choong Jian han... So sad....

If you really wanna know whats ur class.... ask me but i charge RM 0.50 per person... ok if you really wanna noe whitout spending money... go look at the board yourself... ty..

Ok lah... i took some pic of 3a, 3br and 3 c so if you wan noe jus call me or write in comment... i can't post the pic cause 2 blur... maybe i'll try other class u'll nid 2 check yourself...

By: Ben

The modern version of Santa Claus comix...

This post is about the modern version of santa claus and why he doesn't give us any present now.........



This story is about Santa..... as we all know, Santa is a great person with a great heart who gives out gifts and eats cookies and drink milk every christmas............. this is santa in ur imagination.... however.... the story i am gonna say is santa being bad.... well santa has 2 work for fed ex for the other 364 days or he won't get paid...........

• well the story starts at santa's home on december 2008...

• Santa's wife jus filed a divorce with him causing him to loose millions of north pole dollars....... this was because he had a secret gf.........

• well 2 gf's actually........ but we all know what kind of gf they are......... prostitudes looking for rich guys or girls money....... well santa had his fun cause he had 200 billion us dollar... his wife took 100 billion, 1 gf took 60 bil, the other took 35 bil, and i took 5 bil......... so santa was broke now....

• so to drown his sorrows, he took his kancil to the pub to drink until he got drunk until he got diabetes..........

• While santa claus was lying down really drunk drinking whisky, xo, beer, and different types of alcohol.... a reporter snapped a photo of him half naked and posted it on the internet... at flickr.com...
  

• when santa saw the reporter... he poited his middle finger towards the reporter who snap another photo and posted it in the internet.....

• Santa started recieving alot of hate mails from children age 1 - 99.... maybe 1000.... Santa's work was in jeapordy....

• Then 1 day... actually is the next day... santa recieved a phone call while driving his Proton Saga. well there was 2 phone calls actually... 1 was from a porn studio who asked him if he was interested in making porn for a living... however he had to loose 100kg so he declined... the next phone call was from Fed Ex telling him he was fired... the third phone call was from me to give me a playstation 3...

• Everything that day was bad news... his beloved reindeer rudolf got run over by a truck driven by a 3 yr old cause he did not get his psp from santa...

• Even worse was a giant fireball of middle fingger appeared out of the sky...... and burned his house with all his "chicken" in it...
  

• He also got kicked out of north pole's national basketball team cause he was way 2 faat.... so they recruited my dog to play.....

• Santa claus was soooo angry when he snapped... no not his body broken in 2... his mind snapped... he was turning evil like lord voldemort in Harry Potter except harry potter's not real and santa's real....

• He then went to every children's house and instead of giving presents... he stole them... he stole all of them and drove it back in his scooter to his treehouse..... MUAHAHAHAHA... no more presents for the kids....

• He then kidnapped this pretty lady in the picture to his treehouse and raped her until i dunno what... but he did not use a condom so the girl kena aids and died.... WHAT??? u think that girl got aids??? NO!!! santa's the 1 with aids....

• The head of the police was soooo angry because his daughter was kidnapped by santa that he offered 15 grands as a bounty prize to anyone that caught santa.....

• Eventually... Santa got caught because his house was full of brightnose reindeers... santa tried to bribe the police by giving them stolen gifts that was stolen from the children who obtain it by stealing from stolen items that were stolen... so the police took it but the bribe did not work and he was still caught...

• Santa however strugled to get free but as he was standing at the window edge... he fell down... and all u can see was a red baloon and a squishing sound.....

• Santa was dead....

• However.. a memory of his good side was still in child's books because the US government hushed up Santa's death so that all the little kids won't be an ass like santa....

THE END


Story by Santa Claws, BEN
Picture by Planta Clause, Bird
Written by Santa Claws, Ben
Posted by Santa Claws, Ben
Ideas by Santa Claws, Ben
Everything by Santa Claws, BEN