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Lit How drives me crazy!!!!!!!!!!!!

It begins like this...........

yesterday(thursday), while i was going to shower when this lit how sms me.....

Lit how: ei can help me do smthing, can go online???
Ben: huh?? i thought u oni can go cc on saturaday??
Lit how: no, i want u to add wai loan on MSN...
Ben: why???
lit how: aiya ltr oni i tell
Ben: ok lar ok lar... lemme shower 1st.

so i showered and then he sms me again...

lit how: done anot???
Ben: why u so gan cheong 1??
Lit how: QUICK LAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ben: switching on my com lah!!!!!!
Lit How: QUICK LAH FASTER FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

so after i switch on my com i add her but she din on9 so i told lit how

Ben: ei havent on9 yet leh
Lit how: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
ben: why u wan her on9 for?
lit how: later when she on9 oni tell ok??? tell me if she on9

so there i was sitting there like a so chai waiting for her to on9. I waited for 2 hr while reading science and look at my laptop screen every 10 min. My mum was like "Shut the stupid computer lah." i kena marah like shyt and lit how was like " is she on9....no......FFFFFFFFFFFFFFF???"

so finally at 10.30 i cant tahan d i go switch of my laptop and told lit how why u want her on9????
And do u know what reply he gave me????


Lit how: cause i wanted to apologise to her for not talking to her nowadays...................................

ps: if lit how ask u do smthing.... always ask for the reason 1st before doing it or u'll become like a so chai like me.

By: ben

bird: damn u ben. i was mentionig bout anothergal la.. u moron!!!

Ben: if u all dont believe me u can see the sms he send, ty and bb

NURSERY RHYME!!! pg-13

Jack and Jill went up the hill,
To smoke some marijuana.
Jack went high and pulled down his fly
and said"do you want some."
Jilled said "yess!!!!!" and pulled up her dress
and they both had lots of fun....
But silly Jill forgot her pill, and now they have a son.

By: Ben

BIRD

ITS A BIRD,
ITS A PLANE,
ITS A testicle?????

the result

The results from the poll about kye yin and jesslyn have arrived. in kye yins poll its about whether you trust her anot. 15 ppl in our class participated sadly only 1 trust her 4 dont really know and 10 said no. In another poll, 11 participated in who likes Jesslyn. I am glad to announce 11 participated and 3 said others 1 said han xiang( wai loan voted han xiang) and the 7 voted GKK.

Another gossip!!!!

What does this bowl of taufu fa and jonathan chan AKA taufu boy have in common??? Well, as we all know, taufu fa is soft and slimy. However Taufu Boy is Softer and Slimier. Reason is he cries alot. Do you know when a piece of taufu falls on a fround it spreads into many tiny piece. taufu boy dont spread into tinier piece when he falls to the ground, he spreads salt water to the floor making it wetter and much more then a piece of taufu.


Ok lets move away from taufu fa related question cause its tasty and taufu boy is like so gross. Taufu boy is such a pain in the ***. cause there is many reason that i am going to explain.


1st of all, taufu cries alot. now since we all know that already lets move on the the ones that you dont really know.


2nd, Taufu boy is such a 2 face bastard. Reason why???( actually its not really 2face but more of a.... you'll see). He can talk about ppl but can hardly stand or actually cannot stand a bit of critisism. I remember i and whole bunch of ppl telling him off about something, well can you believe it, HE ALMOST CRIED and he actually gave such a frown i find it quite unpleasant and makes him look like an idiot.



3rdly, what i cant stand about him is he is such a snob. It is so obvious when he came to my house and started playing with HIS n73 nokia phone . Not that i have none which i have, but i did not show it off and mine is newer than him, but he must be so anti-social and play with his phone(not sms) well its normal to play with your phone BUT why must you play in my house when you have a whole day in your house to play. besides he saw my personal laptop( i am sure u all know this cause jian han kept shouting he wanted my laptop) and he must boast that he is goin to get a new computer because he dont want his old 1. and also he wanted us to go to his house to do project not mine cause he want us to see his "big" bungalow.


4thly, he always think he looks really cool. I dunno why for what reason makes him think he is so cool mybe his mother, but he is such an ah kua. his hair is so ugly and long he always touch his stupid hair and wet it, not stand up, but at the side like austin powers hairstyle and he thinks he looks so cool touching his hair.


5thly, he thinks so higly if himself. he is always like " Rajun knows i am very good at football, Wtf lar i got 98 for KH, aiya i can do wan lah, I like mah......" and the list goes on and on. i mean i also can say " I am dam good at punching your face, i got 10000 marks for bm(which is imposible for me to even get an A for bm), i am the prime minister for malaysia...."


There is actually to many stuff to say in the web or blog but i can tell you about him if you ask me or chai.


To Pn julie if i fly to your office which i dun think will happen cause taufu boy will be to scared to see you: this is not making fun of him... THIS is the fact and this is my blog and outside school so i hope you wont punish me. besides its good to let him see this so he can improve himself which i dont think will happen thank you.

From: ben..Jangan sue saya, i have no money yet

The Truth About Chai Lit How!!!! this is a gossip section so i started with chai lit how

Chai Lit How AKA bird, looks like a normal person is a normal person but with a great ego and low life. In this article, we get to look at chai lit how our editor in a different point of view. this is not for defamation but its for awareness...Thank You.

The 1st thing you should know about chai lit how is he is actually a great liar. He tends to exagerate and lie about the truth to gain attention from the crowd. eg: he lied about he did not studied, he lied about having a gf, he lied about playing ps2 the whole day etc. We should not be fulled by his acting. However, some are actually real but most of them are fake.

2nd of all, He likes to act cool. I mean even you sometimes can notice it right. He likes to say he drop pants however he did not. he says his hair is damn long, but infact was shorter den mine, say he is strong..... i mean look at his size, can he be strong????

3rdly, he always act mature. this means acting like a grown up. since we are all in our teen, we should not act mature. his heart is still a child but he wants to act like an adult. we should all follo our hearts desire and not pretend to be something else. eg: he likes to act concern, likes to call ppl shuddup for nothing etc.

In conclusion: i am not asking u all to not friend him but jus to take precaution cause he tends to lie alot...I meant ALOT. thank you.

From his friend ben.

The gossip section

There will be this gossip section where i will tell you what i observe about them. This is a new section and it is not for defamation its jus for fun and if you find it too criticising pls tell me or put it in comment. You will never look at the ppl around you the same way every again. Thank You.

By: ben the chief editor.

stories

if u wan da story u found out 2 b publishd at cookiemonster or u wan to let others know ur email/hp , pls kindly contact us ( see bottom of page ).
any story wil do: gossips, rumours, news, theres no limit. anything wil do. ur name wil b shown by request oni. thank you.

T-E-A-C-H-E-Rs

Teachers, some r gd, some r not.. so i posted smething bout them

gd teachers:
they teach us wit their heart n patient in everything. they forgiv us 4 our mistakes n advice us to change. they teach us wat is gd n wat is bad. no matter wat we do, they still wanted the best 4 us.

bad teachers( my fav) :
they dun giv a dam bout wat u do or how u behav. they jus gt da hell in da clas n wait 4 nxt month to come n gt their salary. if u did something wrong, they judge u by da way they look at u, nt by who is right n wrong or its whos fault? even if they teach, they'll jus talk crap ntill times up.

tis post is not bout any teachers, jus smething 4 all to read. no other intentions.

by: bird

P-R-E-F-E-C-T-S

P-R-E-F-E-C-TS r not PERFECT!

Pondan
Rapists
Elephant faeces
F***ers
Enormous a**holes
Chicken
Taufu-ish

Pondan means gay-ish, which is in most of the prefects

Rapist cos they look at u lik they wana rape u as they wana make sure u r nt wearin drop pants or ankle socks

Elephant faeces cos they smell lik 1

F***ers ( dun nid tel reason lar)

Enormous assholes cos they r 1

Chickens cos they'r too afraid to do anything at u if u dun listen to them

Taufu-ish ( if u read da taufu story, u'll understand

no offence n sorry if u'r a prefect.
by: bird

ZOO NEGARA IN OUR SCHOOL!!!!

Weird title i should give for a school... BUT THIS IS NOT A NORMAL SCHOOL. why do i say dat??? cause our school got alot of animals in them. eg:

Bird: LIT HOW
Cat: Me ( Benjamau =.= )
Dog: all the prefects and bulldog( in the nickname list)
Lion: roze nn
Monkey: Gui Zheng Hong(2ix)
Pig : the three pork chop( also in the list )
Girrafe: well overgrpwn girrafe is Jeshantaran!!!!
Donkey: Jeanne
And the king of animal: Hui Chuk SANG( chun san)
O ya and the zoo keeper is: DALAI LAMA aka JUSTIN

special request

If any of you guys got anything interesting to tell oor gossip or even who like who ppls tell me or leave in comment we read everything

By the editor...or actually ben

melamine rules

nowadays everything frm china is nt gd xcpt 4 da flowerhorns n the 2nd kinda milk. jk. anyway accordin 2 da research, a person mus consume melamine at a average volume 4 his whole life to gt poisoned or watever....... so, y stp da sale of products dat contains it? besides its tastier n NO BIG DEAL! lol.. so, pls support melamine..

tis is jus a stpd statement made by bird so dun bother bout it.
last bt not least: BIRD!

by: u knw who laa
ben: i dunno who lar

han xiang lik khye yin

hong han xiang lik khye yin!!!!!!!
me ( lit how) interviewed han xiang bout who he liks.. it strtd when ky (khye yin) told me han xiang lik her ( i wonder whether hx is blind or mental) so i askd hx:


me: when do u strt likin ky?

hx: strtin of da year

me: wat makes u lik her?

hx: *didn ans*

i askd ky:

me: wat wil u do nw?

ky: im gona treat him lik a dog til he givs up

then ky askd him 2 do dat do tis...
til one day hx gav up.. tis post was publishd 2 warn al da guys nt to lik ooi khye yin!
thank you, its for ur own gd

by: bird

THE TOP FLIRTERS

From our spies observation, we found out theres two top flirter from our class..
1) Hong Han Xiang
Flirtin with: i)Chin wai loan
ii)ooi khye yin
iii)jesslyn mah zhook deng
iv)cheah kar mun
v)rachel cheng(2a)
vi)chan ee wen(class unknown)
vii)lee si rou

2) Jeshua k. John
Flirtin with: i)Phang roze nn
ii)rachel olivia shan(duno die where d.....................o ya, in Africa.)
iii)lee si rou
iv)ashikin aidura(2a)

3)Chai Lit How
flirting with:
i)Jeanne
ii)Jesslyn
iii)Ooi Kye Yin
iv) and himself.

no offence.. jus 4 fun.. pls dun kil us.. thank you

posted by: ben n bird

LIST of RUMOURS

THERES RUMOURS EVERYWHERE... INCLUDIN 2C
Chun San lik Wai Loan
Darryl lik Khye yin
Desmond lik Khye Yin
Han xiang lik Wai LOan
Jeshua lik Rze nn
Jeshan lik Nigel
Ben lik Kar Mun
I(lit how) lik jeanne
Jian Han lik Ching Yean
Taufu lik Kelly
Hong wei lik monica
jong wey lik monica
si rou lik siew meng
jesslyn lik han xiang
siew meng lik monica
n dats all( i tink).. bt its all jus rumours, mayb sme r true.. who knws?

posted by lit how the bird

Ben here: WTF WHY YOU PUT ME!!!!!!!!!!! DAMN U LIT HOW....YOU KNOW I WONT DELETE YOUR POST RITE?????

Daryl's fat din (crazy) period

This piece of interview was for us to understand why D Zai was abit crazy last time.



Ben: Hello Daryl....



D zai: Hi wassup ei wassup!



Ben: No sup larr.. i want to ask you some question about last time when you where "fat din" can?



Daryl: er....(abit hesitant) fine... but belanja me 1st.



Ben: you're kidding right??(he was not). Anyway, when did you or at what period did you fat din and why??

Daryl: I remember it like it was yesterday..(he did not say dat, i did). it was April to June or July. I was abit "crazy" that period cause OKY(ooi Kye Yin) rejected me.

(In the middle of the interview, me(ben) and chun San( spectator ) started to argue for i dunno what reason cause i forgotten.)

Chai Lit How (he was writing the full interview): shuddup can anot you two.. Pls continue Daryl.

Daryl: and also to get attention from girls.

Witness(chun san): when fatt din that time, Daryl likes to act like sleeping, pull up his sleeves to show his "big but kinda nothing" muscle also take out specs, push other ppl, frequently say F word and point middle finger........... I ARE BABOON.

Ben: Well why were you so agressive??

Daryl: I dunno, maybe i thought that other ppl will look up to me =) who knows....(clearly he did not know how sohai he was that time)

Ben: anyway we all know you did that for OKY rite?? but why her?? there is so many million girls in this world...why her?

Daryl: Cause at scoutden she said hi to me(he was blushing).. and i felt abit attracted to her.

Ben: errr(finding it weird..) do you still like her???

Daryl: a little maybe 10% but jus as friend cause lit how and her bf gf mah........ "snigger..."

Lit How: WTF.... DAMN... where got......... friend oni mah(blushing) anyway why did you stop Liking her???

Daryl: OO... er Ben invited me in MSN to chat wif her and as she didn't know she kept saying *%*^%$& to me. I was sad and angry... really...haizzz

Ben: LOL!! what made you improve??

Daryl: well i got to admit Ben helped me out(really?) and it was abit of self confidence..

Ben Do you think you will fatt din again in the future??

Daryl: 0% never.

Ben: thanks for all the information you provided.

Daryl: no problem.

Ps to everyone: in conclusion.... if you try to act cool... YOU WILL LOOK LIKE A LOSER AND AN IDIOT...

Pss: look out for another interview from OKY about daryl.. You will be trilled=)

Psss to everyone also: Lit how and OKY are BF GF... Dun tell him i wrote that...PLS...Ty

Aiyoooo... Exam time already

Today, we're having moral exam. No point having moral exam lar i think.... But anyway, exam means less time to play more time to study, so i will have lesser time to blog out news... except lit how lar. He told me now, he is still watching tv, and have not studied a single moral nilai... I kinda pity him dont you think so???

Why You Should Never Go Near Jian Han!!!!!!!!!!

This Is Why you should not go near Jian Han:


He may be cute.....
He may be adorable...
He may be my cousin...
He may also be Ching Yens wife...
BUT YOU GOT TO ADMIT....
HE IS DISGUSTING!!!!!!!


1st of all. Jian Han told me that he wash his face with his pee. Comon, you gotta admit he is disgusting. No normal ppl even Boon Yi would do that. Somore, he told me 2nite he is going to try and drink his pee....Ewwwwwww.

2nd of all, Jian Han have a disgusting habit of blowing saliva bubbles from his mouth towards the ppl

3rdly, I sometimes wonder how he can do it, which is kissing other ppl on the cheek. Alot of ppl already kena... so be careful or you'll be next.

4thly, he shocked the whole class when he ate and reate the chewing gum after sticking it on the table a few times.

And last but not least.... The worst 1 is... He Likes Freak Yoda. No.. Not the freak yoda on my blog, the real life freak yoda( Ching Yen ). Imagine dating a pork chop... Ewww. I rather date a headless dog or eat myself, even be a bachelor forever.



from the editor to Jian Han: No offence to you Jian Han, but you g2 admit your abit disgusting... espescially the part where u like the pork chop. Dont kill me can d lah Jian Han. ITS ALL LIT HOW'S FAULT...... even though he did nothing.

Writen by: Benjamin

The List Of Nickname ( girls )

This is the list of nicknames me, Lit How, Jian Han, Chun San and Daryl aka DLDS came up with for the whole class (girls). We appreciate it if you don't kill us. Thank you for your kindness.

• EElain -> Ugly Betty, Donkey from shrek
• Marrisa -> 1 of the three pork chop, beauty and de beast, BEAST... not beauty.....
• Ching yen -> 1 of the 3 pork chop, Hunchback of notredam and Jian Hans gf
• Kelly -> 1 of the 3 pork chop, lee siu how(from Ah Wong), Pimple monster, taufu clone
• Roze Nn -> Lioness from th zoo
• Kar Mun -> Bulldog
• Yin Ling -> Miang Women, dwarf ( from snow white )
• Poh Wei -> snow white+La carlotta, Inactive
• Beatrice -> Hornswoggle
• Yi Hsien -> Mulan, Chinatown women
• Michelle -> Bamboo, Beanstalk, Ghost, E.T, Female chinese Kali
• Jeanne -> Chewbacca, Jar Jar Binks, badawi's wife
• Monica -> White Witch
• Li Sim -> Testicle Head, Clothelin, Polo Stick
• April -. 4th Month of the Year, Ogre
• Khye Yin -> Cheerleader, Malaysia top ugliest women
• Jesslyn -> Ginseng shape, Alien, Pontianak
• Wai Loan -> Mrs Hui, Flower Horn Fish,
• Si rou -> Mian Woman
• Lithya -> La Carlotta, Pirated American

So thats all. Thanks to all that din kill us.

NEWS OF THE YEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!( part 1 )

Today we were amazed when we witness the comotion in our class. This piece of news is about kye yin who was interogated by a bunch of busy body who actually wanted to cari pasal. No offence to whosoever cause its just some expressive caption. Anyway they accused kye Yin of stealing money from our class treasurer RM 140 but the real story is this......

TO BE CONTINUED CAUSE I NEED TO EAT DINNER............

THIS IS PART 2 THANKS FOR WAITING

continued....

The real story of stories is like this. Actually kye yin wanted to buy handphone but not enough money so she ask from other ppl but nobody lent her. She know where is the class fund which is in RN's file. As she last to go out the class that day, and when the money was gone every one thought she stole the money. However, this girl( identity still remains unknown) came and told OKY( Kye Yin ) her money was missing, so OKY told her to jaga class. That was when the girl stole the money from the class of 2c treasurer Rm 140 and OKY rm 10.

Then Oky found out who stole the money when she was out eating and confronted the girl. After dat, the unknown person went and told her mother about everything that happen. So the next day, this mother of unknown(we will call her X) came and peruaded OKY to not to bocor X secret to anybody and also return RM 150 to OKy telling her they never met. That was how the class treasurer got the money back without knowing who stole it.

After a few days or weeks, everything went normal for some time..... UNTIL TODAY, some ppl who wanted to find out the truth interogated OKY and demanded to know who was the girl that stole the money. Other than that, the going on in the class still remains unknown. Will keep posted if we know what happen.

THE TRUTH WILL ALWAYS COME OUT!!!!!!!!!!!

IF you have any other information or want to know more pls contact me(Ben) or Chai Lit How

Details on how to contact is at the bottom of this blog. Thank You.

JIAN HANS PHOTO AND CHUN SAN

Jian Han and Chun San's photo taken in my(ben) house

A boy Name TAUFU...( INTERESTING!!!!!!!)

This is a story about Taufu Boy. Actually It isn't really a story but a text about Taufu Boy. Here goes: ( base on a true story )

Usually most people such as superman, batman etc.. have names because they done something heroic, well, as for taufu boy, he is neither heroic or evil, something between between. he got his name for being a CRYBABY.

When most ppl cry, they are usually sad as something bad happen. For girls they tend to cry more easily but for good reason, but for guys, they cry under certain circumstances which is saddening and can change their life. Taufu Boy on the other hand... cries for everything and anything, WHY?????... The reason?? cause he likes it. he would cry for almost no reason. kena marah, fall down, knock the table.............

Well lets get to the point on how he got his nickname. Its funny and ironical that the person writing this story( which is me ) gave him this nickname because i never thought he would be so weak at everything. At this point, you should know who is this person ( taufu ). Taufu always was so boastful about everything about what he achieved in his life ( which is getting 98 for KH 1 time only) and brag about how rich he was and how good he was at football. At first i was kind of amaze of this thing, after a while i was really pissed of for good cause he was starting to get into my nerve.

As we all know, taufu is soft and tender. Taufu boy is not soft and tender for his character but his weakness in everything is so fragile that he can't tahan pain at all and scolding so he will cry. And to put it all together, Taufu Boy is a CICI whos likes to boast alot. so if u meet him, get as far away from him.

This person's name is Jonathan Chan

Written By: BENJAMIN CHOON

2C's BREAKING NEWS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WE HAVE JUST RECIEVE A BREAKING NEWS IN 2C. JESSLYN LOVES GKK(form 3 and the name is private and confidential). Before this, she was involve in a scandal between she and Hong Han Xiang where she likes him but turn out he likes Ooi Kye Yin. This may or may not be a rumour. O ya btw, this news was actually by jesslyn sister herself ( form 1 prefect ) Cant be 2 sure but about 60% sure larr... ok lar this is the end of it. BB

source: Cannot tell p/c

NICE VIDEO

Words of wisom...... FROM lit how aka BIRD

These words of wisdom are from my friend Chai Lit How straight from the horses mouth. Here it goes:

1. With great bird comes great responsibility
2. NO bird is to great to conquer
3. Not all birds have wings
4. If u have 1 bird, dont bother to get another
5. Even Big Bird ( sesame street ) dunno everything
6. All bird goes to heaven
7. Every bird will have its day
8. Even harry potter have birds so why cant we
9. If u have 2 birds make sure you choose the bigger one.
10. LAST OF ALL... LOVE UR BIRDIE.

So these are the advise from CHAI LIT HOW

thank you!!!

NOTHING TO DO

LAST WEEKAND NOTHING TO DO SO I TOOK PICTURE OF MY DOG............ BOBBIE... HERE IS SOME PICTURE'S OF HER.

READ THE TEXT FIRST............

A Wife was very unhappy with her car and complained a lot to herhusband.

"Buy me a surprise for my birthday!" she said.

"Something that accelerates from 0 to 100 in less than 4 seconds!

And I would prefer a blue one!"

Happy and excited she was counting down the days for her birthday.

And finally she got the beautiful present her husband thoughtfully bought.........

.........Apparently he's dead now ....but died a legend!!>>.

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HOW TO DESIGN BEIJING OLIMPICS LOGO

See if you can figure this out...

See if you can figure out what these words have in common.

1 Banana

2 Dresser

3 Grammar

4 Potato

5 Revive

6 Uneven

7 Assess

ANSWERS AT THE BOTTOM....

TRY NOT TO PEAK...

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REALLY GIVING UP????????????????...

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Answer:

In all of the words listed, if you take the first letter, place it at the end of the word, and then spell the word backwards, it will be the same word

You want me to do what?..................

The look on this dog's face is priceless:

And just look at his body language!.

You want me to do what?

Even mans best friend has its limit

comments

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I love the expression on this kids face

Why did the chicken cross the road

BARACK OBAMA:The chicken crossed the road because it was time for a CHANGE! The chicken wanted CHANGE!

JOHN MC CAIN:My friends, that chicken crossed the road because he recognized the need to engage in cooperation and dialogue with all the chickens on the other side of the road.

HILLARY CLINTON:When I was First Lady, I personally helped that little chicken to cross the road. This experience makes me uniquely qualified to ensure -- right from Day One! -- that every chicken in this country gets the chance it deserves to cross the road. But then, this really isn't about me.......

GEORGE W. BUSH:We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road, or not. The chicken is either against us, or for us. There is no middle ground here.

COLIN POWELL:Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the satellite image of the chicken crossing the road...

DR SEUSS:Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I've not been told.

GRANDPA:In my day we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough.

ARISTOTLE:It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.

JOHN LENNON:Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads together, in peace.

BILL GATES:I have just released eChicken2007, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your check book.Internet Explorer is an integral part of the Chicken. This new platform is much more stable and will never cra...#@&&^(C%.......... reboot.

ALBERT EINSTEIN:Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the chicken?

BILL CLINTON:I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What is your definition of chicken?

ALGORE:I invented the chicken!

COLONEL SANDERS:Did I miss one?

DICK CHENEY:Where's my gun?

LEE KUAN YEW (Former Prime Minister Singapore):We have installed crossing lights at all traffic junctions. All chickens should be able to cross safely to the other side.

LEE HSIEN LOONG (Current Prime Minister Singapore):Gantry points have been set up. All chickens wanting to cross the road are advised to top up their cash cards first.

ABDULLAH BADAWI (Current Prime Minister Malaysia):We have to be fair to all chickens. Some want to cross over the road, some do not. ........ Zzzzzz .......zzzzzz ....... Now what were we talking about? Ah yes, chickens. We will form a Royal Commission to decide whether it is right for them to cross the road.

MAHATHIR (Former Prime Minister Malaysia who MUST migrate now):Now even the non-bumi chickens want to cross the road? How can they disrespect and disregard the bumi chickens? We must be allowed to crossover first. It is our right!

SAMY VELU (Former Minister of Works Malaysia):After we have erected the toll booths, all chickens are free to cross the road.

Najib (DPM Malaysia – Now looking for eggs before they become more chickens): Dead chickens can’t cross the road. I blew them up with C4 !

Saiful (Najib;s Rear Intelligence):Give me ten minutes with the chicken and I will find out.

SIL ( AIR Apparent – Apparently):If you saw me coming, you’d cross the road too.

Syed Hamid Alba (Home Minister cum DNA Profiler wannabe): Are you sure it was a chicken and not a duck?. Are you sure there is no sinister motive? Let’s wait for the DNA results. (DNA- Does Not Apply)

KellyvilleACE:In the interest of Democracy, Equality, Accountability, and Transparency, the chicken found it necessary to cross the road.

Anwar Ibrahim (Opposition party leader Malaysia – now PM-in-Waiting) : We have enough chicken to crossover to the other side by september.

EXAMS EXAMS EXAMS

Who likes exam i hate them you hate them everyone hates them.. even my mom hates them. Yet exams are just 21 days away. I think its really stupid of the government to place them just before holidays which leaves me thinking... when will we get our report card??? next year??? in december??? Am now studying like mad hope its just over XD.

a blog is borned

WOW creating a blog is so simple..... aiyooo i dunno what 2 post ler. So much to say but no idea how to write later malufy myself only. Hope can post more stuff lah.