What does this bowl of taufu fa and jonathan chan AKA taufu boy have in common??? Well, as we all know, taufu fa is soft and slimy. However Taufu Boy is Softer and Slimier. Reason is he cries alot. Do you know when a piece of taufu falls on a fround it spreads into many tiny piece. taufu boy dont spread into tinier piece when he falls to the ground, he spreads salt water to the floor making it wetter and much more then a piece of taufu.
Ok lets move away from taufu fa related question cause its tasty and taufu boy is like so gross. Taufu boy is such a pain in the ***. cause there is many reason that i am going to explain.
1st of all, taufu cries alot. now since we all know that already lets move on the the ones that you dont really know.
2nd, Taufu boy is such a 2 face bastard. Reason why???( actually its not really 2face but more of a.... you'll see). He can talk about ppl but can hardly stand or actually cannot stand a bit of critisism. I remember i and whole bunch of ppl telling him off about something, well can you believe it, HE ALMOST CRIED and he actually gave such a frown i find it quite unpleasant and makes him look like an idiot.
3rdly, what i cant stand about him is he is such a snob. It is so obvious when he came to my house and started playing with HIS n73 nokia phone . Not that i have none which i have, but i did not show it off and mine is newer than him, but he must be so anti-social and play with his phone(not sms) well its normal to play with your phone BUT why must you play in my house when you have a whole day in your house to play. besides he saw my personal laptop( i am sure u all know this cause jian han kept shouting he wanted my laptop) and he must boast that he is goin to get a new computer because he dont want his old 1. and also he wanted us to go to his house to do project not mine cause he want us to see his "big" bungalow.
4thly, he always think he looks really cool. I dunno why for what reason makes him think he is so cool mybe his mother, but he is such an ah kua. his hair is so ugly and long he always touch his stupid hair and wet it, not stand up, but at the side like austin powers hairstyle and he thinks he looks so cool touching his hair.
5thly, he thinks so higly if himself. he is always like " Rajun knows i am very good at football, Wtf lar i got 98 for KH, aiya i can do wan lah, I like mah......" and the list goes on and on. i mean i also can say " I am dam good at punching your face, i got 10000 marks for bm(which is imposible for me to even get an A for bm), i am the prime minister for malaysia...."
There is actually to many stuff to say in the web or blog but i can tell you about him if you ask me or chai.
To Pn julie if i fly to your office which i dun think will happen cause taufu boy will be to scared to see you: this is not making fun of him... THIS is the fact and this is my blog and outside school so i hope you wont punish me. besides its good to let him see this so he can improve himself which i dont think will happen thank you.
From: ben..Jangan sue saya, i have no money yet
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