BARACK OBAMA:The chicken crossed the road because it was time for a CHANGE! The chicken wanted CHANGE!
JOHN MC CAIN:My friends, that chicken crossed the road because he recognized the need to engage in cooperation and dialogue with all the chickens on the other side of the road.
HILLARY CLINTON:When I was First Lady, I personally helped that little chicken to cross the road. This experience makes me uniquely qualified to ensure -- right from Day One! -- that every chicken in this country gets the chance it deserves to cross the road. But then, this really isn't about me.......
GEORGE W. BUSH:We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road, or not. The chicken is either against us, or for us. There is no middle ground here.
COLIN POWELL:Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the satellite image of the chicken crossing the road...
DR SEUSS:Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I've not been told.
GRANDPA:In my day we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough.
ARISTOTLE:It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.
JOHN LENNON:Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads together, in peace.
BILL GATES:I have just released eChicken2007, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your check book.Internet Explorer is an integral part of the Chicken. This new platform is much more stable and will never cra...#@&&^(C%.......... reboot.
ALBERT EINSTEIN:Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the chicken?
BILL CLINTON:I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What is your definition of chicken?
ALGORE:I invented the chicken!
COLONEL SANDERS:Did I miss one?
DICK CHENEY:Where's my gun?
LEE KUAN YEW (Former Prime Minister Singapore):We have installed crossing lights at all traffic junctions. All chickens should be able to cross safely to the other side.
LEE HSIEN LOONG (Current Prime Minister Singapore):Gantry points have been set up. All chickens wanting to cross the road are advised to top up their cash cards first.
ABDULLAH BADAWI (Current Prime Minister Malaysia):We have to be fair to all chickens. Some want to cross over the road, some do not. ........ Zzzzzz .......zzzzzz ....... Now what were we talking about? Ah yes, chickens. We will form a Royal Commission to decide whether it is right for them to cross the road.
MAHATHIR (Former Prime Minister Malaysia who MUST migrate now):Now even the non-bumi chickens want to cross the road? How can they disrespect and disregard the bumi chickens? We must be allowed to crossover first. It is our right!
SAMY VELU (Former Minister of Works Malaysia):After we have erected the toll booths, all chickens are free to cross the road.
Najib (DPM Malaysia – Now looking for eggs before they become more chickens): Dead chickens can’t cross the road. I blew them up with C4 !
Saiful (Najib;s Rear Intelligence):Give me ten minutes with the chicken and I will find out.
SIL ( AIR Apparent – Apparently):If you saw me coming, you’d cross the road too.
Syed Hamid Alba (Home Minister cum DNA Profiler wannabe): Are you sure it was a chicken and not a duck?. Are you sure there is no sinister motive? Let’s wait for the DNA results. (DNA- Does Not Apply)
KellyvilleACE:In the interest of Democracy, Equality, Accountability, and Transparency, the chicken found it necessary to cross the road.
Anwar Ibrahim (Opposition party leader Malaysia – now PM-in-Waiting) : We have enough chicken to crossover to the other side by september.
Friday, October 3, 2008
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you know? if the toll booths are ready to function...the chicken will be all stucking in the toll booths,then they will start making noise---
'kok!kok!we're only chickens,you know?other chickens from another country dont even pay to cross the road, why should we pay?kok!kok!'
'yea! kokkok! I want to cross the road only mar~!kokkok! Why the hell should i pay?kokkokkok! My monthly income is only rm2000 leh~Summore all those taxES...u thought the worms i eat so cheap ah?or u thought i no nid to eatat all? kokkokkokkor~'
.......so on and so on....
then those chickens ....i think...it's already become mc chicken in mcdonalds or kfc edi...o.o...=.=(im proud of my imagination ^<^)
我并不是很清楚，我们马来西亚到底有多少种鸡。。。我们平常看到，听到的，就来来去去那几种（一）山鸡-住在山里（会飞的）
（二）菜园鸡-肉感有弹性的
（三）肉鸡-kfc里面的鸡
（一）山鸡
-什么都不懂的鸡。整个白痴样，天天住在山里面，世界变得怎样也不懂，只是盲目的跟。别人讲要选这个它就跟，选那个它也跟，人家叫他吃屎它也stupid到去吃
（二）菜园鸡
-什么都知道！可是就是看过养它的主人，那过刀，宰了它的同类，结果主人给它吃大便，它也吃；叫他喝尿它也照喝。忍气吞声，刻苦耐劳，任劳任怨，就只盼望主人不要动刀动枪，一刀杀了它。唉！它也知道，外边有很多豺狼野兽，就算主人不杀它，它也会因主人从来不保护他们，从不修好坏了的鸡笼，而被其他动物吃掉！它就是这样，过了它的一生。它从来没想过跟同类一起团结起来，或许，它曾经想过，可是最终还是放弃，因为它深知 忍一时风平浪静，退一步海阔天空；居人篱下的道理。
（三）肉鸡
-成天住在笼子里，衣食无忧，裹着衣来伸手，饭来张口的生活。渐渐的，它连走路也不会了，只好依赖养鸡农天天喂食过活。它应该还以为鸡农是他爸，不会害它，它不知，总有一天他会被摆上桌，任人吃。单纯且笨笨的它就这样结束了一生。
我想马来西亚最普遍的鸡，就是这三种了！
im not very sure how many types of chicken are there in malaysia...but the common ones are
(1)ayam hutan(which knows how to fly,no need to pay at the toll booths just fly over it then can redi..)
(2)ayam kampong(which taste great!)
(3)ayam daging(which contains a lots of fats,stay in a sangkar 1 ..)
(1)ayam hutan
----stay in the hutan...whole day fly here fly there...no need to pay at the toll booth,just fly across....actually they are stupid..ppl say choose this,they choose this;ppl say choose that, they also listen.Ppl say "go jiak sai",they also go jiak sai...
(2)ayam kampong
----stay in the farm...run veri fast...got experience,if you take out a knife in front of them they'll run for their life...(coz they know you want to kill them)...they're all smarties pants...They know what is happening and they know if you are LYING...(dun believe?go to them and say "i love you,dear chicken.I wont kill you...come here,chickie,let me hug you.."see whether they run or not?!)
(3)ayam daging
----whole day eat and sleep,eat and sleep....they have no idea whats happening....they whole day stay in the cage...thinking that the cage is a safe place...wont get any harm...they think that the ppl who feed them are good guys...(I dun think they can still remember how to walk....)then until one day, they're sold and abt to say byebye to the world oni they realize how stupid are they were in their WHOLE LIFE....
these are the common chickens i can found in malaysia....
Tansilated from above....
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