flies

I wrote this when im posting and suddenly these two flies flew around my com cos the lights were out. So I decided to write these since im at my aunts shop and the flies are everywhere so if you think flies are god's creatures and somehow beautiful. Think again. Im not gonna write bout flies origin and stuff like that cos you all can just search at google, yahoo and ...... but 1 thing they won't write there is how to kill flies "friendly" and have some fun. but before that take a deep close look at the pictures down there. Its disgusting.

Ways to kill flies using the bird way:

1) get a hard badminton racquet and use it to kill the flies. its fun cos if ur lucky, the flies that got hit will be cut into pieces.

2) aerosol spray 2.0 movie stlye. take a can of aerosol spray or some other sprayable, flamable liquid spray, lit a small fire on a long thing. and hold the stick at the end, spray on top and 'hasta ala vista' fly.

3) gym-brawl stlye. get a dumbell or some heavy object which could be used to build yourself, and throw it or drop it on a fly.

4) world war bird stlye. go get a grenade or explosives and blow up the whole place. flies death guaranteed.

I tried 3 of it except the explosive 1 which im going to try when im 20++. its fun, addictive and pleasurable. please try this ANYWHERE.

BY, bird