Hi I am jian han u all noe me right the disgusting boi who always eat disgusting cuisine but dis is a survival skill. if just in case u got stranded in sahara, a forest(not chun san's) or anywhere hard-to-survive places, these knowledge are crucial.
1) DO NOT BE FUSSY WITH WAD U EAT. sumtimes even eating dandruffs can save ur live. imagine u r in a place without food, wad r u gonna do, starve 2 death? of course not u hav 2 eat wad u hav. dandruffs r a good source of protein n energy and so r grasses. grasses even tastes sweet u noe... Even drinking pee also can help. Actually pee is not so disgusting 2 taste. Just imagine drinking slightly bitter salt water, ok?
2) BRING SOME SWEETS ALONG 2 UR ADVENTURE. it sounds silly but it sure help.( this is from de show man vs. wild, i tried it myself) suck de sweet 4 a while, den stick it behind ur ear. it actually motivates u to keep moving. but waring, DONT FINISH DE SWEET IN 1 GO!!
3) MUCUS IS A GOOD TYPE OF FIREWOOD. if u dun hav nice dry firewood around u, try using ur mucus, u noe de green slimy stuff in ur nose. it actually helps igniting de fire n keeps it going. it is also a good type of solid fuel. earwax works as well.
Hope these tips are gonna help u survive in de wild.
All the best,
Jian han
Ben: we can all agree that he maybe disgusting but he probably can survive in the wild longer then any of us...
Monday, November 3, 2008
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