Lets discuss about Lit How's Love life!!! its crap... dont waste ur time..

wait lemme ask lit how's permission whether he allows me to write this.... >.<... still waiting... well there was no reply so i guessed he meant yess (eventhough he din allow me i'll still write it anyway).

Lit how(i'm just gonna call him bird) is a short and small boy that has an age of 14 but a mind of 40 a body like 4 and a sense of humour like 41.... so if your mind is so old but body so young what do you get???? you'll get Chai Lit How.... you know what i mean??? ok its crap but its true.

So bird here with a overly mature mind have always wanted 1 thing that every guy age 30 (exeptional for gays) above wants is...no its not what u think..... ok its what u think yess... that is girl or girls or women or womens regardless of age.. but not to old or young.. shape.. but not to out of shape.. face.. but not to ugly.. and gender.. wth its oni girls he wants.. so this is where it started the chronicles of Lit hows love life....

When he came to SMK taman sea, he started steady with a girl named i don't know( i forgotten the name actually i think her sirname was Goh or something) then he broke up wif her to only find another person named.... drum roll please............ "JEANNE". I know its shockingly shocking for a white boy to choose a darked skin women so dont be jealous, but when they join together it will be neutral color you get what i mean. Their relationship was steady and it last for 5 month UNTIL february of 2008.........

It was the saddest moment of his life when JEANNE broke up wif Lit How only to date danush and then Sharu Khan AND FINALLY BADAWI ( dont believe me?? check wikipedia or anything see who is badawi's wife....) birds heart was broken.. torn and shattered. like a piece of glass broken in err.. 100 pieces den broken another 100pieces finally broken 1000 pieces.

But thanks to my motivation... bird got courageous and dated his other best friend's (chun san) girl... Chin Wai Loan... Chun San was outrage, sad and happy. OUTRAGE for bird stealing his gf, SAD for his bestfriends bad deed, HAPPY for his bestfriend to find a gf. all this mixed emotion almost made chun san mad and insane and he was warded at Hospital Bahagia. This caused Bird to break up wif wai loan because he wanted to help chun san.

This was when Bird almost gaved up, lost hope and was in despair when..... he saw a silver lining in the dark dark even darker den dark clouds. the girl he dated next was as we all know.... JESSLYN.... He was happy, overjoyed, and estatic he found a girl just his size, his humour and his mind. So when school ended in Nov 2008, he missed her, so he confessed he missed her to the whole wide world. this was when i had to help him so i wrote this chronicles of lit hows love life. I noe its crap to you all... but who cares and its true.... i hope lit how will lead a good life wif his future wife, Jesslyn or it could be some1 from amsterdam i wont know only time will tell.

Anyway no offence to chun san, wai loan, jeanne, sharu khan, badawi, and the girl named I DONT KNOW. I hope Lit how will enjoy this story so will you. Thank You.

P.s: this is a true story... pls leave coment.... even though its crap.

By the crappy writer, BEN