another lame joke... well not that lame if u think its not....

OK here's another lame joke i got from the internet.... it's sounds kinda obscene but its definately not a sick joke... weird 1 though... here goes:

There was this guy named Mr. Marley swirly Pants he went to see a doctor complaining about a headache he has been having 5 years ago.... The doctor told him " i have some good news and some bad news, the bad news is... ur testicle is pressing against ur spine causing a massive headache." Swirly pants then replied " the whats ur good news???" " there's a cure for ur headache... thats surgically removing ur testicle away.." "THATS YOUR GOOD NEWS" "I never mention it was good news for you, only for me cause i am gonna sell it in petaling street for some money"...

So Swirly Pants have no choice but to remove his testicle.... it was a sad day for Swirly Pants. However, he had no more headache's and felt like a different man... so he decided to go out a buy himself some clothes and shoes to cheer him up...... so he went to a tailor.

After he chose the type of cloth he wanted... he asked the tailor to measure him.. The tailor said "Oh no Mr Marley, i am an experience tailor i can tell all your measurement without measuring u... ur waste is 36 inch, ur 194 cm in height." "how bout my feet size" said SwirlyPants "o its size 11" Shocked, swirly pants then said "thats very good, but i dont think u can guess my size of briefs" the tailor thinked for a while den said "you should wear briefs size XL" swirly pants then replied "HAHA, I've been wearing M size briefs since i was in high school... U're not that good as i thought u were... HAHA" The tailor smiled and said: " If you wore M size briefs, they would be tight and your testicle will be pressed against your spine causing you a massive headache!!!"

THE END... hope you enjoy it...

By, santa Claws, Ben