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By: Ben and Lit How

Monday, December 1, 2008

THE SHOCKINGLY NASTILY IDIOTICLY CRAZY TRUTH BOUT TAUFU BOY AKA JONATHAN CHAN TAUFU.

TAUFU BOY AGAIN??? THATS RITE... HE'S BACK AND HE IS GONNA BE... I DUNNO WHAT TO SAY. I AM SORRY IF I WRITE BAD THINGS BOUT YOU... NAH HU CARE'S WRITE THEN WRITE LO... IF U WANNA CRY DEN JUS JUMP OF A BUILDING MUAHAHAHAHAHA. GO AND TIU LAU LAH TAUFU BOY. U WAN KILL ME OSO SEE MY DOG RUN TEN MILES AND FLOOD PJ D LAH!!!

SO HERE IS THE FEWW THINGS ABOUT TAUFU BOY:

  • HE IS KNOWN AS TAUFU BOY, CHAN TAUFU, TAU CHIONG SUI, AMPANG YONG TAUFU, CHAU TAFU AND ALL THE TAUFU DISH.
  • WE HATE TAUFU BOY.
  • LIKES TO CRY
  • LIKES TO POINT MIDDLE FINGER AND THINKS ITS MACHO. MY DOG CAN POINT BETTER THEN HIM BUT I SCARED HE CRY AND FLOOD THE PLACE.
  • LIKES TO SAY F WORDS BUT WHEN HE HEARS IT HE CRIES.
  • CRIES ALOT
  • HE HAS NO BALLS AT ALL. SERIOUSLY, THEY WERE EATEN BY HIS OWN DOG. GOOD ON U DOGGIE BUT I AM SURE IT TASTE NASTY.
  • HE IS GAY, THAT IS HOMOSEXUAL. I AM NOT KIDDING OK??
  • HE HAS A BODY OF A 14 YR OLD GENITALS OF A 1 YR OLD, BRAVERY OF A NEGATIVE 1000000000 YRS OLD BRAIN OF A.. OK HE HAVE NO BRAIN.. AND MUSCLE OF A 100000000000 YR OLD TAUFU.
  • HE IS BRAVELY UNBRAVE.
  • CRIES EVEN MORE
  • HE IS AROGANT PROUD SNOBBISH AND BALLESS
  • HE LIKES FOOTBAL TO MUCH... EVERYDAY OSO FOOTBALL... ADDICTEED AND NO CURE D
  • LIKES TO GOSSIP ABOUT PPL ( THATS NORMAL LAH) BUT WHEN PPL GOSSIP ABOUT HIM, HE CRIES.
  • LOVES TO WATCH SESAME STREET BUT THINK ITS TO VIOLENT FOR HIM SO WHEN HE WATCHES HE CRIES.
  • FLOODS IN KL ARE CAUSED BY HIM FOR OVERLY CRYING.
  • USEFUL FOR AHLI BOMBA. (BUT AHLI BOMBA FEEL DISGUSTED SO NOT USING HIM ANYMORE)
  • HOBBY IS CRYING
  • HELP HE IS FLOODING PJ!!!!
  • LIKE A GIRL ( NOT HE LIKS GIRLS BUT HE IS LIK A GIRL )
  • VERY CICI, HIS MOTHER ALWAYS SAY "CHAN CHAN, RU OK? DUN CRY, MUMMY CARRY U AND FEED YOU MILK"
  • HAVE A DUCK LIKE MOUTH, BUT WORSE THEN A DUCK'S MOUTH.. 1000K TIMES WORSE.
  • MY DOGS PET'S DOG'S PET'S FLEAS FLEAS' FLEAS' GERM IS EVEN MORE HANDSOME AND GOOD LOOKING THEN HIM.
  • PUMPING LIKE HUMPING.
  • TO MANY THINGS TO SAY D BOUT HIM
  • CRIES WHEN SOMEBODY TOUCHES HIM.
  • MY ADVISE TO U ALL, DONT DATE HIM, DATE MY DOG OSO BETTER.

NOW WHO WANTS PART 2

TO TAUFU BOY: WE HAVE 2 WORDS FOR YOU... NO ITS NOT THAT WORD... NO ITS NOT GO DIE EITHER... ITS GROW UP!!!! AND SUCK IT. OK THATS 5. THIS IS NOT CRAP EITHER.

TO TAUFU BOY'S MOTHER: SLAP HIM

BY A SPECIALIST IN SMTHING CRAPPY, BEN.

SPICES ADDED BY, BIRD

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