Lame jokes

1. There was 1 rich guy who hires 3 people, a malay guy, an indian guy and a chinese guy. He asked  malay guy go tap rubber. Then he ask the indian guy go chop wood. Lastly, he asked the chinese    guy to prepare SUPPLIES. Then he went of for a holiday. When he came back, he went to check    on his workers. The malay guy tapped a lot of rubber and had many buckets of latex so he praised that guy.  The indian guy also did a good job by cutting a lot of wood and was praised too. Then he went to find the chinese guy but couldn't find him. Suddenly, the chinese guy jumped in front of him and shouted, "SUPPLIES!".

2. Why does chinese people like to listen to techno music while studying?

    

     Answer: The beat of a techno song goes like this," dukshu dukshu dukshu dukshu........".

3. There were 3 football fans. 1 was a Manchester United fan, the other was a Liverpool fan and the last an Arsenal fan. They got lost in a jungle. While in the jungle, theywere in the jungle, they found a wild boar and killed it. Then, they went to share the wild boar. The Manchester United fan said he wanted the chest because his fav club is ManCHESTer United. The Liverpool fan wanted the liver cos LIVERpool is fav club. Lastly, the Arsenal fan said he doesn't want anything cos if he was to follow his fav club, ARSEnal, he will have to take the ARSE. 

4. a) Which mouse has two legs only?

         Answer: Mickey Mouse

     

     b) Which duck has two legs only?

         Answer: All ducks have two legs

5.  Chinese vs English

a) Dum Gai A stupid person

b) Gun Pao Der An ancient Chinese invention

c) Kum Hia Approach me

d) Lao Zi Not very good

e) Moon Lan Ding A great achievement of the american space program

f) Shai gai A bashful person

g) Ten Ding Ba Serving drinks to people

h) Wai So Dim Are you trying to save electricity

i) Wai U Shao Ting There is no reason to raise your voice

j) Tai Ne Po Ne A small horse

Posted by: darryl or dLdS