This story is about Santa..... as we all know, Santa is a great person with a great heart who gives out gifts and eats cookies and drink milk every christmas............. this is santa in ur imagination.... however.... the story i am gonna say is santa being bad.... well santa has 2 work for fed ex for the other 364 days or he won't get paid...........
- well the story starts at santa's home on december 2008...
- Santa's wife jus filed a divorce with him causing him to loose millions of north pole dollars....... this was because he had a secret gf.........
- well 2 gf's actually........ but we all know what kind of gf they are......... prostitudes looking for rich guys or girls money....... well santa had his fun cause he had 200 billion us dollar... his wife took 100 billion, 1 gf took 60 bil, the other took 35 bil, and i took 5 bil......... so santa was broke now....
- so to drown his sorrows, he took his kancil to the pub to drink until he got drunk until he got diabetes..........
- While santa claus was lying down really drunk drinking whisky, xo, beer, and different types of alcohol.... a reporter snapped a photo of him half naked and posted it on the internet... at flickr.com...
- when santa saw the reporter... he poited his middle finger towards the reporter who snap another photo and posted it in the internet.....
- Santa started recieving alot of hate mails from children age 1 - 99.... maybe 1000.... Santa's work was in jeapordy....
- Then 1 day... actually is the next day... santa recieved a phone call while driving his Proton Saga. well there was 2 phone calls actually... 1 was from a porn studio who asked him if he was interested in making porn for a living... however he had to loose 100kg so he declined... the next phone call was from Fed Ex telling him he was fired... the third phone call was from me to give me a playstation 3...
- Everything that day was bad news... his beloved reindeer rudolf got run over by a truck driven by a 3 yr old cause he did not get his psp from santa...
- Even worse was a giant fireball of middle fingger appeared out of the sky...... and burned his house with all his "chicken" in it...
- He also got kicked out of north pole's national basketball team cause he was way 2 faat.... so they recruited my dog to play.....
- Santa claus was soooo angry when he snapped... no not his body broken in 2... his mind snapped... he was turning evil like lord voldemort in Harry Potter except harry potter's not real and santa's real....
- He then went to every children's house and instead of giving presents... he stole them... he stole all of them and drove it back in his scooter to his treehouse..... MUAHAHAHAHA... no more presents for the kids....
- He then kidnapped this pretty lady in the picture to his treehouse and raped her until i dunno what... but he did not use a condom so the girl kena aids and died.... WHAT??? u think that girl got aids??? NO!!! santa's the 1 with aids....
- The head of the police was soooo angry because his daughter was kidnapped by santa that he offered 15 grands as a bounty prize to anyone that caught santa.....
- Eventually... Santa got caught because his house was full of brightnose reindeers... santa tried to bribe the police by giving them stolen gifts that was stolen from the children who obtain it by stealing from stolen items that were stolen... so the police took it but the bribe did not work and he was still caught...
- Santa however strugled to get free but as he was standing at the window edge... he fell down... and all u can see was a red baloon and a squishing sound.....
- Santa was dead....
- However.. a memory of his good side was still in child's books because the US government hushed up Santa's death so that all the little kids won't be an ass like santa....
THE END
Story by Santa Claws, BEN
Picture by Planta Clause, Bird
Written by Santa Claws, Ben
Posted by Santa Claws, Ben
Ideas by Santa Claws, Ben
Everything by Santa Claws, BEN
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